The Sandwich Sitter


There’s a girl at school, and she likes PB& J, but not just ordinary PB& J. When she was little, she used to sit on her sandwiches for delicatessen effect.

Then there was Britney Spears.

One of Sandwich Girl’s friends met Britney Spears, and this friend reported the sandwich-sitting atrocity. To which Spears responded, “That’s toxic.”