Me in contacts: social, nice, kind, considerate. I don’t mind going out to do the groceries, if I get reimbursed.
Me in glasses: I’m not leaving this couch. You hear me? I’m sitting on my bum! I don’t want to be seen. I don’t want people to see me. Although my friends and fam say I look cute in my glasses, I don’t believe them. I think they’re just my support system, my pity party. But the world ain’t a pity party, and I need more Air Optix.