Prompt: Inheriting Money from an Unknown Aunt
Is this a hoax? I never heard of Aunt Reba. I’ll keep the money, but I have to investigate. For example, where were you born, Aunt Reba? Did you have any pets? Well, it’s too late for you to tell me, so I guess I’ll go to Ancestry.com.
After countless hours of sleuthing, hours that I could have spent reading The Hunger Games or watching Netflix, I finally found something about Aunt Reba–drug lord.