Sour Patch Kids

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Coated in sugar,

Dyed deep blue,

Sour Patch Kids,

Enough with you!

 

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Sugar Magnolia

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Hey, you Deadheads. This post isn’t what it looks like.

By Sugar Magnolia, yes, I was referencing a song by the Grateful Dead. But I don’t really want Jerry Garcia or any other members (dead or alive) popping out of a vending machine when I put in my 50 cents.

Instead, I would love for a cupcake from Magnolia Bakery in Greenwich Village to appear from my vending machine. It would soo beat Redbox.

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Sports are Boring

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You might think my daily job is to undermine the Daily Prompt. It isn’t.

You might think I hate the Daily Prompt because somehow, twice in two days, I’ve come up with a way to write about something completely unrelated.

The other day I ruined the Freudian Slips prompt and discussed how irate I am with this whole Freud concept.

The next day I wrote a poem about how I don’t notice solstice, whereas the prompt was about how I celebrate solstice. If that was the prompt.

Today, the prompt is sporting events. Sports are boring.

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